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Chivalry is dead, ehh maybe. It could be alive, lurking in the shadows of the nothingness we live in. Where people are kind, and loving, considerate and willing. A knight is honor filled, and strong. We should be like them, perfect. Where no one lies, maybe once but realizes it is wrong and takes it back, where honor is the meaning of ones life, and courtesy fills his heart. How can it be we went from a world where chivalry exists to a planet where it seems forbidden?  How is it we don’t care anymore. I can’t just believe this is because we are lazy, maybe it is because it doesn’t matter. Because even though chivalry isn’t dead, it is in hiding, waiting for us to remember and to care like it itself does. Maybe.

They set out on their epic journey to the Temple of Gloom, not knowing what they could possibly find. They knew they would have to go over dreading sands and water less deserts, deserted towns and all the monsters in between, but they were going to get there with determination. In the end, they would have to fight Archmage Dreadbringer, the boss of the Temple itself. But as they started off over the sands they were brave! Nothing could defeat the all mighty Mr. Heinz!!! The best adventurer ever known to man! After deciphering the code in the lost city of the Aqua Forest, Mr. Heinz and Newt were starting on the sands. He had and awesome motorcycle with a passenger car for Newt, his cat. Newt was super smart and could talk. “We must get there sooner!!!” Newt pointed out. “Shut your pie hole.” Mr. Heinz stated. They were driving along when they discovered a Dreadalisk, an over sized yellow crokadile with lots of power. They were everywhere!! Mr Heinz floored the gas on the motorcycle and rushed passed them with great speed. The dreadalisk couldn’t catch up to them quick enough and they got away. However, they ran into a cactus and wrecked the motorcycle. “We have to walk.” Newt pointed out. “No, really.” Mr Heinz replied. “Mistew Gwumpy Pants.” Newt giggled. Mr Heinz glared at him. They started walking when they noticed the wind changing speeds and directions, all of a sudden a twister comes down and sucks them in to a parallel dimension. THE END.

What would happen if the internet was alive and then died. What would happen to us all? We rely on the internet to do so much, and what if it died? We could never get it back, never talk to our friends, possibly relatives. Never play our online games. Never check the stock market when ever we so felt like it. If the internet is alive now, how much time do we have till it dies? If the internet died, would we as well? No. We would be sad, but we’d be fine. We would learn how to live. We would still have phones and television, but those are insignificant these days, considering you can watch T.V on your internet, talk to people via Skype, etc. So, like I asked before, what would happen if the internet died? I could never level to 80… wow that would suck. >.<

I woke up that morning not prepared for the devastation awaiting me. I couldn’t regret the decision to love you, we’d had the best times together. You told me you loved me, you told me you’d never hurt me. Walking to school, I found myself thinking about you. Wanting you. I finally got there, waiting for you. You looked at me with anger in your eyes. “I don’t love you.” you told me. “I don’t want you.” you said. I couldn’t comprehend the pain rushing to my eyes. I walked through the halls staring blankly into the sunlight. It was too cold for a day like this. I could see nothing. Hear nothing. Feel nothing. I fell to my knees not half way home. The warm tears rolled down my red cheeks. Why?! We were supposed to love each other, forever. I held my knees to my chest, as it felt like my heart broke in half. My heart was crying with the tears it didn’t have. I laid there for what seemed like eternity. Crying. Wishing. The shade of the trees covered the earth but I couldn’t see them. I felt arms around me, holding me. “Everything will be OK.” “NOTHING IS OK!!!” I yelled. He was my life. He was my everything. My meaning. My purpose. I decided I couldn’t live without him. There was nothing left of me, no more purpose. I thought of sick ways to end my life, knowing I would never do anything. I cried myself to sleep that night. I just laid there. And I never got to see that next morning. That night was the night I closed my eyes forever.                                                                                                                                                  ~J.s

A friend will support your idea to stand out on the street corner with a sign stating “HONK”, but a true friend will stand out there with you yelling, “HONK YOU STUPID IDIOTS! WE’RE ALMOST TO 100!!” =)

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A girl and her boyfriend are on a motorcycle speeding down an abandoned road in the middle of no where. She realizes how fast they are going by everything. She starts to panic and says, “Slow down we’re going over 100 miles an hour!!!” She grips onto her boyfriend tighter. “Are you having fun?!” he asks. “No!!!!!! Slow down!!!!” she says. “Give me a hug.” He says. She hugs him and says, “Slow down now!!!!!” He doesn’t slow down and she gets more worried. “Tell me you love me.” He says. “I love you!! Really I’m worried please slow down!!!!!” She’s getting even more worried. “Now take my helmet off and put it on you it’s bugging me.” He asks. She takes his helmet off and puts it on herself. He looks behind himself and says, “I love you.” The next day in the paper they found a motorcycle crashed on an abandoned road, there was only one survivor. Half way down the road the boy noticed his brakes had broken and he couldn’t stop. He knew one of them would die, and he wanted to feel her hug one last time, hear her say “I love you.” one last time and he wanted her to be the one to live. That’s true love.

116 People have told me they wanted to die.

58 People have told me they hated me.

27 People have told me to jump off a cliff.

11 People have told me I’m a waste of oxygen.

3 People have back stabbed me.

 2 People have almost made me commit suicide.

1 Person has always been there.

AND THEY’RE TELLING ME I’M BEING TOO NEGATIVE.

Life’s a roller coaster ride, time is a wheel and love collides. You have to shine when you have the chance to. Write love quotes on a notebook. Be optimistic every day. Learn how to dance in the rain, and bathe in the sun. Doodle thoughtlessly. Love endlessly. Break some rules and have some fun. Be who you are, because that’s the best kind of you. Smile always, never frown, you never know who has fallen in love with your smile =) Laugh a lot, and make it your objective to make one person’s day better. Lay in the grass and enjoy the sun before it’s gone. The best kind of days are spent hours on the phone while laying in a chair in the middle of your yard. Don’t be afraid of what could happen, because you’ll never know what would have happened. Think of crazy stories. Sing loud, so everyone can hear. Be strong even at your weakest point. Laugh all the time, you’ll live longer. Stand up for what you believe in. Daydream about crazy things. And don’t take life too seriously, because no one gets out alive anyway =)